Hey All! Announcements! Capital2Apple is going to go on a short hiatus and I will be posting a new weekly segment in its place. So look out for an old character returning on Tuesdays! Last week we had our two first prompts submitted! One has already been filled and was posted on Wednesday for Farley,…
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I suck at "about me" summaries. I have an MFA in Creative Writing and I love to write. I used to sling coffee for a living, but now I am an administrative assistant. I am the friend who wanders around the world with little to no filters and blurts out every funny story idea that comes to me, but if I don't write them down immediately I forget. I can make almost anything sexual. I love reading Scorpio stereotypes.
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An Open Letter About Ball Sweat
Dear Dudes, Look, I get it. It’s hot out. We just survived the hottest month of the year (on average for New York) and we are almost out of the dog days of summer. It is humid and sweaty and sticky and nasty out, but that is no excuse for your stank. I would apologize…
The Price of Honor – Outtake
Just a little humor 🙂
Library Etiquette
The Original Prompt was: I guess this could be more a request than anything else but I’m not 100% sure what to classify it as. Anyways, as you know, I find Farley hysterical and obviously want to read more of her. A lot of her stories are based on her gynecologist appointments, but her last…
Bittersweet Sight
You are tall enough to hold the subway pole way over my head out of comfort, not necessity. Is it possible to tell the future from the lines in your wrist and heel of your hand instead of your palm? You have on what might be and expensive watch, but I can’t tell. The band…
#26 – Domestic Abuse
TRIGGER WARNING: DOMESTIC ABUSE Hey y’all, this usually lighthearted post has taken a turn for the dark this week. Please note the trigger warning and skip if it is not something you can handle. [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral…
The Price of Honor
In 2007 two best friends parted ways for the first time in 7 years. One was off to Thailand for a study abroad program and the other for her first year of college in her home state. Though 12 hours apart the two friends were determined to stay in touch and remain close. One way…
Speak to me and I shall respond!
Hey Y’all! It is that time of the week again! It is Questions, Answers, and Requests! Ask me anything that has been on your mind, request a story or give me a prompt for a character! I will answer within a week because….. ACHILLES PROJECT LAUNCHES TOMORROW!!!! My friend Momo and I will finally get…
Dear Heat/Global Warming/Weather
Dear Heat/Global Warming/Weather, Could you knock it off please? I am a “young, up-and-coming professional,” which just means I got little to no expendable income, and my apartment did not come with AC. I am dying here. I come home late and spread out starkers in front of my fan, and barely have the energy…
One Time!
Farley wandered into her roommate’s bedroom and face-planted in her bed, whining loudly. Anne ignored her until Farley started poking her nonstop. “What is it, Farley?” Ann asked as she bookmarked her page. “My dick is three states away,” Farley whimpered, rolling her head to the side so Anne could hear her. “Your…dick?” Anne was…
Bad Bed Partners and Tattoos
Originally posted on capital2apple:
Dear Jane, I cannot believe I fall so low on your list of craft recipients. Whatever happened to hos before bros, and sisters before everyone else? I do understand and relate to your lamentations about how laundry, food, and enough sleep can very seriously cramp your creative flow. I love…
Little Gentian 