The Week of 3/26/2006 Witty one liner: Um?! You need to set sail on the reality boat now Quote of the week: “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” – Robert Frost. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Koalas are the only other animals besides humans and…
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This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 3/19/2006 Witty one liner: I tried to sniff coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. Quote of the week: “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): When Canada’s new 1987 one-dollar coin design went missing, the Mint…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 3/12/2006 Witty one liner: On the other hand…you have different fingers. Quote of the week: “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Earnest Hemingway Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Is it bedtime yet? A day on Venus is equal…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 3/5/2006 Witty one liner: Why is it when you talk to God you’re a saint, but when you hear God talking to you you’re crazy? Quote of the week: None written down Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An elephant will extract its own infected tooth using tree branches and sharp rocks…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/26/2006 Witty one liner: Finding a good man is like trying to nail jello to a wall. Quote of the week: None written down Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is a tiny sonic boom. Planner quote: “In order…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/19/2006 Witty one liner: Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The largest recorded snowflake, 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick, fell in Montana…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/12/2006 Witty one liner: I used to have schizophrenia, but we’re okay now Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): It’s supposedly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open I can understand why I thought that one liner was funny when I was in…
These Past Four Weeks Ten Years Ago
It was a rough holiday season, but I am back with letting you know what 16 year old Michelle was like! The Week of 12/18/2005 Witty one liner: I smell bacon! I smell pork! Run little piggy I have a fork!! Something I wrote under that: relax, enjoy, joy Quote of the week: The squirrels…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 12/11/2005 Witty one liner: Eagles may fly high, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines!! Quote of the week: “There are two ways of spreading light, to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” Edith Wharton. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A snail could crawl along a sharp…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 11/27/2005 Witty one liner: Guys are like slinkies, it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs. Quote of the week: “Well-behaved women rarely make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): You would need 14,826 billion fireflies to generate as much light as the sun produces….
This Week Ten Years Ago
Week of 11/6/2005 Witty one liner: There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train. Quote of the week: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is too. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as…
This Day Ten Years Ago
Week of 10/30/2005 Witty One Liner: I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight! Quote of the week: Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Sharks can live up to 100 years…
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