The Week of 6/25/2006 Witty one liner: You rock! I rule Quote of the week: Cut out Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): None Planner’s final word of advice? Carpe diem – seize the day! Apparently sixteen year old Michelle wanted to go out with a bang and decided to let anyone who opened her…
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The Week of 6/18/2006 Witty one liner: We’d make a cute couple, if only you were cute Quote of the week: Cut out Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): There is about 1/4 pound of salt in each gallon of seawater The witty one liner also reminds me of a funny picture my mother sent…
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The Week of 6/11/2006 Witty one liner: Why be normal when you can be yourself? Quote of the week: Cut out Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An octopus has three hearts I think the witty one liner for this week has been my guiding principle in life. There have been many many times where…
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The Week of 6/4/2006 Witty one liner: Your cellphone makes you twice as annoying Quote of the week: None Planner Quote: “Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Planner Quote 2.0: “Only with absolute fearlessness can we slay the…
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The Week of 5/28/2006 Witty one liner: I smile because I have no idea what’s going on Quote of the week: None Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Starfish have multiple eyes, one at the end of each leg. This witty one liner is another one of my life philosophies. I smile and smile…
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The Week of 5/21/2006 Witty one liner: Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most Quote of the week: [No quote] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The latest record for jamming people into a Volkswagon Beetle? Twenty-five Austrians set it in 2000. Brain Teaser (courtesy of the planner): “Therein lies…
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The Week of 5/14/2006 Witty one liner: I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours. Quote of the week: “Don’t worry, if that question comes [up], I’ll just confuse them.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery…
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The Week of 4/30/2006 Witty one liner: Nobody is perfect, I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect. Quote of the week: “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Ghandi Planner Quote: “Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take…
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The Week of 4/23/2006 Witty one liner: I’m not completely useless, I can be used for bad examples. Quote of the week: “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.” – Anonymous Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Ninety percent of all species…
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The Week of 4/16/2006 Witty one liner: My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn’t take me far enough into the woods. Quote of the week: “Never squat with your spurs on.” – Anonymous Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves…
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The Week of 4/9/2006 Witty one liner: “Veni, vidi, velcro” – I came, I saw, I stuck around Quote of the week: “He who hesitates is a damn fool.” – Mae West Planner Quote: “Three rules of work: Out of clutter find simplicity; from discord find harmony; in the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.” – Albert Einstein Offbeat…
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The Week of 4/2/2006 Witty one liner: Silence is golden….but screaming is fun! Quote of the week: [cut out] Planner Quote: “What is now proved was once imagined” – William Blake Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A fly flies slower when the sun is behind the clouds than when it’s sunny Happy belated…
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