The Week of 11/27/2005

Witty one liner: Guys are like slinkies, it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Quote of the week: “Well-behaved women rarely make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): You would need 14,826 billion fireflies to generate as much light as the sun produces.

This is my raging feminist and misandrist coming out to play at the glorious age of 16. I have to say, in my defense, I have never pushed any boys, guys, dudes, or men down stairs, nor do I plan to any time soon. I also do not camp out at the top of the stairs and wait for people, especially guys, to fall down them. I am sophisticated and civilized, I watch the camera feed on my computer from the comfort of my desk : D

I, unfortunately, am a fairly well-behaved woman despite what my sister and mother might think. I may drop the “F-Bomb” quite a bit, but I am no radical shit-stirrer – yet.

And…..thanks planner for that totally necessary and important tid bit…..