Baby Michelle Was Melodramatic

It’s Poetry Tuesday! We are going to go back through all my old notebooks and look at the god-awful poetry I wrote when I was an angsty teen and then you will get present day Michelle’s re-interpretation/headdesk horror-filled embarrassment. Trigger Warning: Child abuse, [canon typical] violence….but at least it’s not suicide? Hatred Fireworks of color…

Baby Michelle was Melodramatic

It’s Poetry Tuesday! We are going to go back through all my old notebooks and look at the god-awful poetry I wrote when I was an angsty teen and then you will get present day Michelle’s re-interpretation/headdesk horror-filled embarrassment. Cannibal Dripping blood Splats on the floor Intoxicating stench Weaves its spell The beast has risen…

This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 11/27/2005 Witty one liner: Guys are like slinkies, it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs. Quote of the week: “Well-behaved women rarely make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): You would need 14,826 billion fireflies to generate as much light as the sun produces….

This Week Ten Years Ago

Week of 11/6/2005 Witty one liner: There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train. Quote of the week: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is too. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as…