Yo! Two glasses of wine!

Yo! Two glasses of wine! I know I am not a karaoke star and that this is not a movie. Stop trying to convince me that the music piping in through my Beats is surround sound to my own personal music video. I will not dance around this subway car to Taylor Swift! I know…

This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 11/27/2005 Witty one liner: Guys are like slinkies, it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs. Quote of the week: “Well-behaved women rarely make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): You would need 14,826 billion fireflies to generate as much light as the sun produces….

This Week Ten Years Ago

Week of 11/6/2005 Witty one liner: There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train. Quote of the week: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is too. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as…