Yo! Two glasses of wine!
I know I am not a karaoke star and that this is not a movie. Stop trying to convince me that the music piping in through my Beats is surround sound to my own personal music video. I will not dance around this subway car to Taylor Swift! I know I am the only who can hear this music and that I am not a first class dancer. Also, I have never pole danced and, with my coordination when sober, never should.
Tipsy Subway Rider Shimmying to her Music
P.S. – though you are right in that it would be SO MUCH FUN!!!