The Week of 12/11/2005 Witty one liner: Eagles may fly high, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines!! Quote of the week: “There are two ways of spreading light, to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” Edith Wharton. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A snail could crawl along a sharp…
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I suck at "about me" summaries. I have an MFA in Creative Writing and I love to write. I used to sling coffee for a living, but now I am an administrative assistant. I am the friend who wanders around the world with little to no filters and blurts out every funny story idea that comes to me, but if I don't write them down immediately I forget. I can make almost anything sexual. I love reading Scorpio stereotypes.
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Something I wrote in the back of a Book
Sometimes when I am reading, I will see something or think of something I want to remember so I will write it down in a book, forget about it and then find it months or years later. This is a subway post I wrote in the back of The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories…
Chatterbox
Hi Everyone, Yay! This week I will have posted three times instead of just two! I am striving to get back to posting five times a week, but it is harder now that I have burned through my one or two reserve pieces that helped me out when I had an off day and didn’t…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 12/4/2005 Witty one liner: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Quote of the week: “Empathy is your pain in my heart.” – Unknown Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An underground mushroom in Oregon is 3.5 miles across and covers an area larger than 1,600…
Apathetic Couple
She had on her tight shiny pleather pants and he sat next to her in his badass black leather jacket. Her boots were ankle cut and her knees looked round in the almost painted on pants. His hands are in his lap holding his phone and he has a grey hoodie on underneath, his jacket’s…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 11/27/2005 Witty one liner: Guys are like slinkies, it’s always fun to watch them fall down the stairs. Quote of the week: “Well-behaved women rarely make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): You would need 14,826 billion fireflies to generate as much light as the sun produces….
Watching Man Films Without Sound
I do not have an awesome subway post, but enjoy my experience riding a bus from NYC to Syracuse, NY. This is a DM twitter conversation I had with a good friend of mine: Me: Dude across the aisle from me is watching some OH WOE IS ME FOR I AM A WHITE BOY…
Relationship Talk
“I think we need to break up,” Farley said. “Why?” Matt looked stunned. “I thought everything was going great.” “You know what I look like when I come.” “You know what I look like when I come?” Matt relaxed a fraction, confusion mixing with amusement as he realized this was not a real breakup conversation….
This Week Ten Years Ago
Week of 11/20/2005 Witty one liner: Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling! Quote of the week: Showing off a.k.a. you’re jealous because you can’t do it Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The Ski-doo snowmobile was originally supposed to be called the Ski-dog;…
Swallowing Down Her Pain
She looks like she is swallowing down her pain one sour and bitter mouthful at a time, her eyes downcast, holding her red (p)leather purse with black polka dots tightly. Her left hand is wrapped around the handle and her right is curled under the bottom, securing it in her lap. Her coat is a…
Wax on, Wax Off
Farley was a low-maintenance kind of girl and she liked that about herself. It didn’t take her three hours to get out of the apartment in the morning and she didn’t spend half of her paycheck on beauty supplies. Makeup was typically a once a week occurrence reserved for the days when the stars aligned…
I just want to be loved….
So come talk to me!!! Hey Y’all, It is that time again! You are allowed to talk and message me all week long, but I set aside Fridays to really push you to send me a request or ask me a random question about whatever had popped into your head. This week has been overwhelming…
Little Gentian 