#16 – Martyr Complexes are Not Sexy

This is number sixteen of the top 30 reasons for why normal people should not date a superhero(ine). Remember supers! This is all in good fun, BUT if you see yourself in these reasons you should consider altering your behavior in order to keep your beloved! [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s…

#17 – Supers are SO Paranoid

This is number seventeen of the top 30 reasons for why normal people should not date a superhero(ine). Remember supers! This is all in good fun, BUT if you see yourself in these reasons you should consider altering your behavior in order to keep your beloved! [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my…

#19 – Moral Ambiguity/Moral Superiority

We are now in the top twenty reasons of why not to date a superhero(ine) and I can tell you are all getting super excited and worried! Don’t worry! I do have another top 30 reasons to _______ planned for after this series. It will be equally as fun : D [In no particular order,…

#20 – You are in Danger

Sorry that I didn’t get this one posted yesterday, I was running around volunteering and finishing up the first chapter of my collaborative project! Yay progress! [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral pronouns (ze instead of he/she and hir instead…

#21 – You are the Only Ordinary Person

Hey y’all! sorry if this one is a bit rambly, it has been a busy busy weekend! [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral pronouns (ze instead of he/she and hir instead of she/he and him/her) in order to make this…

#22 – Reproductive Concerns

A new installment of why NOT to date superhero(in)es! AND HOLY SHIT MY 200th POST!!!! [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral pronouns (ze instead of he/she and hir instead of she/he and him/her) in order to make this non-heteronormative.   …

#23 – Clothing

Welcome back to why not to date a superhero(in)es! [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral pronouns (ze instead of he/she and hir instead of she/he and him/her) in order to make this non-heteronormative.      23) Clothing Okay, we already…

Half-Crazed Writer Seeking NPFS

Hey Y’all, Tuesdays are going to be quiet for a bit while I continue to pursue the elusive Nefarious Plot. With Back Venom nearing the end of the planning stages and the Achilles Project needing updates, I figure having one day off a week could be a good thing for me. This slot will not…

#24 Property Destruction – “Oops” Factor Revisited

Let’s go back to one of our previous reasons for why normals should not date superhero(in)es. [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral pronouns (ze instead of he/she and hir instead of she/he and him/her) in order to make this non-heteronormative. …

#25 – Promiscuity/Alien STDS

Hey Y’all! Sorry that I didn’t get this out yesterday, I needed the weekend to get my head back on straight and pump myself up! This is going to be an awesome week : ) So without further ado, reason 25 for why normals should not date supers. [In no particular order, except for number…

#26 – Domestic Abuse

TRIGGER WARNING: DOMESTIC ABUSE Hey y’all, this usually lighthearted post has taken a turn for the dark this week. Please note the trigger warning and skip if it is not something you can handle. [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral…

#27 – Evil Doppelganger/Imposter

I don’t know if I told you all how this list came into existence, but better now than never. The top reasons for normals to not date supers started when I was still working at the coffee shop. I think it was a really slow Sunday (all Sundays are slow when you open at 7am…