Khaki pants, a little tight in the thigh, pressed and currently unwrinkled. His right pocket appears to have his wallet in it and his left his keys. Black dress socks, fawn colored leather loafers with obvious stitching. Dark navy blue t-shirt with epaulets and a collar. Two of the three buttons are undone and dark…
Author: littlegentian
I suck at "about me" summaries. I have an MFA in Creative Writing and I love to write. I used to sling coffee for a living, but now I am an administrative assistant. I am the friend who wanders around the world with little to no filters and blurts out every funny story idea that comes to me, but if I don't write them down immediately I forget. I can make almost anything sexual. I love reading Scorpio stereotypes.
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Answers
Hey Y’all! I got an e-mail on Friday, so here are the questions and answers! An Admirer said: What do you love about NYC? I moved to NYC August 2012 and have been here since. I have lived in three different neighborhoods and two difference boroughs. One of my favorite things (and also one of…
#29 – Jealousy
I don’t know if I mentioned this in the first post, but the 30 Reasons Not to Date a Superhero(ine) are meant to be reasons why NON-SUPERS shouldn’t date supers, if that wasn’t obvious. This is a humor piece and not meant to offend or discriminate against superhero(in)es. Superhero(in)es deserve love, too. [In no particular…
Good Morning Starshine, the Earth Says Hello!
Hey Everyone! We got our first question last week and I was so proud of all of you, but at the same time @fistfulofcrafts and curlysue92- you both are on notice! I now have a folder on my thumbdrive StraightWhiteCisGirl and it is accumulating half-started articles and I am trying to figure out just how…
Dear My Future Child[ren]
Dear My Future Child[ren], I love you. I am twenty-five years old and I have no idea when I will meet you. I am twenty-five and have no intention of having children any time soon, but I love you so much right now, I needed to write and tell you. It sounds insane, but it’s…
Tit Talk #1
Some men name their penises and talk about them in the third person, so Farley refuses to let anyone make her feel weird about the fact that she calls her breasts “the girls” and that the three of them have pep talks. She started calling her breasts “the girls” in high school, but they didn’t…
Cross-Stitching and Hormones
Originally posted on capital2apple:
Dear Libby, The dating pond is a tough place to be and I am happy to be on dry land. Keep your spine and remember not to settle. There is a swimmer out there willing to head to the Couple’s Beach with you but he is a little overwhelmed by…
Answers
Hi! I was asked a few questions on Friday, but was unable to post my answers here for you. The question was posted on my Twitter as follows: @fistfulofcrafts: When are you publishing a zine? Why shouldn’t I date a superheroine (besides being married)? And more. Instagram. Now. My very short answer to him at…
Runner
He’s leaning forward like a runner at the start line. Ready to bolt, right hand braced on his leg, left elbow propped on the other, his chin in his hand. He’s wearing big, clunky work boots that would make running difficult. A red backpack and canon camera hang off one arm. Deep-set eyes in a…
#30 – Ooooops! My Bad!
In the aftermath of Captain America Day, I figured it might be a good idea to grace all of you with the top 30 reasons for why it is inadvisable to date superhero(in)es. I am not saying that you should NEVER date supers, I am just saying, here are a few things to think about…
Talk to Me!
Hey Y’all, So we are making progress! I have people liking my questions, answers, and requests post last time, and it was awesome, but I think you should ALSO ask me a question or make a request. Is there something you would like see happen with Farley? Is there a letter you would like written?…
Hey Naked Ladies in the Locker Room
Hey Naked Ladies in the Locker Room, You terrify me. You terrify me because you are SO comfortable with your bodies. You strip out of your clothes without a thought, without a care and you bare your body without shame. You don’t care what I, or anyone else, might think. Any judgments that might be…
Little Gentian 