He walks on the train, goes straight to the door to the next car, grabs the bar over my head and plants one foot on the door, leaning back on the door in a smooth, practiced move. He has black shiny dress shoes, black pants, and a knee length brown coat. He looks super badass…
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Talk to me!
Hey All! It has been a week and a half here at work! I am ready to bash my head in against the wall with all the stuff that I have to get done, which means ALL THE MORE REASON TO COME TALK TO ME!!! Pleaaaaaaase help me keep my sanity!!!!! Questions! Answers! Requests! Funny…
Yo! Two glasses of wine!
Yo! Two glasses of wine! I know I am not a karaoke star and that this is not a movie. Stop trying to convince me that the music piping in through my Beats is surround sound to my own personal music video. I will not dance around this subway car to Taylor Swift! I know…
These Past Four Weeks Ten Years Ago
It was a rough holiday season, but I am back with letting you know what 16 year old Michelle was like! The Week of 12/18/2005 Witty one liner: I smell bacon! I smell pork! Run little piggy I have a fork!! Something I wrote under that: relax, enjoy, joy Quote of the week: The squirrels…
Welcome to Earth! No One Cares.
There is a man yelling in the middle of the train. I believe he is speaking Spanish, but I have my headphones on and only know that I don’t recognize the words he is spouting during the lulls between songs. He has been going strong since we left the 145 street station and we are…
Dear Butt
Dear Butt, I know you think you’re adorable and the center of the universe, but you’re not and you need to stop expanding and making my pants too tight. Also, just because I buy you cute underwear does not mean you are my favorite body part, so stop telling everyone that. My knees are getting…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 12/11/2005 Witty one liner: Eagles may fly high, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines!! Quote of the week: “There are two ways of spreading light, to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” Edith Wharton. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A snail could crawl along a sharp…
Something I wrote in the back of a Book
Sometimes when I am reading, I will see something or think of something I want to remember so I will write it down in a book, forget about it and then find it months or years later. This is a subway post I wrote in the back of The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories…
Chatterbox
Hi Everyone, Yay! This week I will have posted three times instead of just two! I am striving to get back to posting five times a week, but it is harder now that I have burned through my one or two reserve pieces that helped me out when I had an off day and didn’t…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 12/4/2005 Witty one liner: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. Quote of the week: “Empathy is your pain in my heart.” – Unknown Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An underground mushroom in Oregon is 3.5 miles across and covers an area larger than 1,600…
Apathetic Couple
She had on her tight shiny pleather pants and he sat next to her in his badass black leather jacket. Her boots were ankle cut and her knees looked round in the almost painted on pants. His hands are in his lap holding his phone and he has a grey hoodie on underneath, his jacket’s…
Little Gentian 