So, not to jinx it or anything, but my one year anniversary with Brazilian Helicopter Pilot is coming up in just over a month. Seeing as how when we started dating I was so commitment-phobic that I had trouble assenting to go to lunch as friends at the beginning of our relationship, I am quite…
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Adventure Time in Williamsburg Part 2
Alright, for all of those who skipped yesterday’s post I am talking about Williamsburg VIRGINIA not Brooklyn. If you are disappointed, I am sorry, I promise I will eventually get around to talking about an adventure or two in the Brooklyn area, but for now – Williamsburg, VA. So when I last left you, Brazilian…
Christening The Boyfriend
Hi All! A quick little note here. I told The Boyfriend that I wanted to have a cool, fun nickname for him to use on the blog and he agreed to help me come up with one. I had a few suggestions, they mostly revolved around goats, an ongoing joke in our relationship, but as…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 6/11/2006 Witty one liner: Why be normal when you can be yourself? Quote of the week: Cut out Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An octopus has three hearts I think the witty one liner for this week has been my guiding principle in life. There have been many many times where…
Adventure Time NYC
Let’s talk about the weird shit that you can find and do in New York. Note that I didn’t say ONLY in New York, there is plenty of fun, weird stuff to do everywhere, you just have to find it. Yesterday I had dinner with my friend Comic Guru who is a writer, artist, web…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 6/4/2006 Witty one liner: Your cellphone makes you twice as annoying Quote of the week: None Planner Quote: “Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Planner Quote 2.0: “Only with absolute fearlessness can we slay the…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 4/30/2006 Witty one liner: Nobody is perfect, I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect. Quote of the week: “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Ghandi Planner Quote: “Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 4/23/2006 Witty one liner: I’m not completely useless, I can be used for bad examples. Quote of the week: “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.” – Anonymous Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Ninety percent of all species…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 3/19/2006 Witty one liner: I tried to sniff coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. Quote of the week: “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): When Canada’s new 1987 one-dollar coin design went missing, the Mint…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/19/2006 Witty one liner: Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The largest recorded snowflake, 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick, fell in Montana…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/12/2006 Witty one liner: I used to have schizophrenia, but we’re okay now Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): It’s supposedly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open I can understand why I thought that one liner was funny when I was in…
I’d love to Talk
Hey All, I would love to talk : ) send me questions or writing prompts! It will help distract me from how much I hate people who chew in my ear, put their gross, used tissues everywhere (I am NOT talking about you mom, more like people on buses), people who take up more space…
Little Gentian 