Dear Fellow Feminists and Everyone Else, Happy International Men’s Day. I am saying that un-ironically and hope that you can, too. There are a lot of people out there denigrating this day because “isn’t every day men’s day” and “this is like having a white history month.” Yes, if International Men’s Day applied to only…
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I suck at "about me" summaries. I have an MFA in Creative Writing and I love to write. I used to sling coffee for a living, but now I am an administrative assistant. I am the friend who wanders around the world with little to no filters and blurts out every funny story idea that comes to me, but if I don't write them down immediately I forget. I can make almost anything sexual. I love reading Scorpio stereotypes.
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This Week Ten Years Ago
Week of 11/13/2005 Witty one liner: Well if I called the wrong number, why’d you answer? Quote of the week: You don’t love someone because they’re beautiful, they’re beautiful because you love them. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A dime has 118 ridged around the edge. I have no idea why I thought…
Updaaaaate!
Hey Everyone, So sorry that I trailed off last week and didn’t post consistently. I had a busy week all the way through, but Thursday and Friday I was at a writing conference trying to learn how to get myself published and how to whore myself out pitch my work to agents and editors. It…
Pale Eyes
Pale eyes, dark hair, but the curls that are peeking out from under his backwards baseball cap are bleached blond. He is wearing Skeleton fingerless gloves and his nails are painted black. He has a lip piercing and one in his right eyebrow. He is smirking at his phone, but he is really laughing at…
This Week Ten Years Ago
Week of 11/6/2005 Witty one liner: There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train. Quote of the week: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but revenge is too. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as…
Hockey Player and the French Person
His gear bag is bigger than him and quite possibly might weigh more than him. He could fit inside the gear bag easily. He holds a hockey stick in his left hand, the blade up in the air. Navy blue, windbreaker exercise pants with three red stripes on the outside of each leg. Light brown…
Come with me now!
Hey Y’all, Man has it been a week! I have been struggling hard to be an adult and have been having various doctors’ appointments to the tune of one or two a week for general checkups and the like plus a surprise ER visit that was 9 hours long. But the good news is so…
Adulthood
Adulthood: You suck. Regards, Mid-twenties
Desperate Serial Killer Seeking Significant Other
Time Stamp: Pre-Matt Short, cute, slightly crazy woman seeking partner. Do you enjoy being simultaneously terrified and aroused out of your mind? Does awkwardness turn you on? Have you ever wanted to date a girl who is more obsessed with your penis than you are? Then we have got the person for you! Her name…
This Day Ten Years Ago
Week of 10/30/2005 Witty One Liner: I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight! Quote of the week: Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Sharks can live up to 100 years…
Come Talk to Me!
Hey Loveys, It has been a minute since I took the time to have a Questions, Answers, and Requests post! As I said on Tuesday, I have been very undisciplined this month about keeping up with my blog and posting 5 times a week. I might fall off the wagon a few more times because…
Little Gentian 