“Please remove your clothes, then lay down on the table and cover yourself with the sheet,” the nurse instructed before slipping out the door.

Farley slide out of her jeans and panties in one swoop and folded them up, placing them on the chair. She pulled her t-shirt off, folded it and set it on top of her jeans, followed by her ratty bra. After toeing off her sneakers, she lined them up neatly under the chair and contemplated her socked feet. A few wriggles of her toes later, she decided not to take off her socks. She popped up onto the exam table, laid down, and pulled the sheet up.

Dr. Martins knocked and then entered, moving to the sink to wash her hands.

“I decided to go Seventies porn style today,” Farley announced.

“Oh, really?” Dr. Martins said, raising a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. She dried her hands on a paper towel and moved to stand next to Farley.

“Yup, I kept my socks on.” Farley wiggled her eyebrows.

Her gynecologist just shook her head. “We’re going to start with the breast exam now.”