Adulthood: You suck. Regards, Mid-twenties
Tag: writing
Desperate Serial Killer Seeking Significant Other
Time Stamp: Pre-Matt Short, cute, slightly crazy woman seeking partner. Do you enjoy being simultaneously terrified and aroused out of your mind? Does awkwardness turn you on? Have you ever wanted to date a girl who is more obsessed with your penis than you are? Then we have got the person for you! Her name…
This Day Ten Years Ago
Week of 10/30/2005 Witty One Liner: I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight! Quote of the week: Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Sharks can live up to 100 years…
Come Talk to Me!
Hey Loveys, It has been a minute since I took the time to have a Questions, Answers, and Requests post! As I said on Tuesday, I have been very undisciplined this month about keeping up with my blog and posting 5 times a week. I might fall off the wagon a few more times because…
Dear Me
Dear Me, Congratulations! You finished another year on this planet and are about to embark on another one. You survived. You did not kill anyone for chewing too loudly on the train. You did not punch anyone in the face for not taking off their fucking backpack on the train. And you still have all…
Text Message Panic
Farley had never dated someone who was emotionally in touch and affectionate. She didn’t really understand how to react to cute text messages and spontaneous hugs and kisses that weren’t necessarily a prelude to sex. So the first time Matt sent her a text that read had to deal with so many idiots today. made…
This Month Ten Years Ago
Hey Y’all, I am sorry that this month has been lacking in posts. I have no excuse, but I am back and am working to keep on top of the blog and give you all something to look forward to 5 days of the week! Cheers, Michelle The week of 10/2/2005 Witty one liner: Don’t…
A Few More Minutes
He has white dust on his black cargo pants. His backpack between his spread legs and a navy blue hoodie with white piping. The hood is up as he attempts to get a few more minutes of sleep, his right hand loosely curled around his right knee, his left arm crossed over his body and…
Allies Need Not Apply
“i don’t know if straight + cis people are fully aware of this, but literally the only function of including “allies” as a category to participate in scholarships, intra-group discussions, trips, etc. is to provide a cover for those LGBTQ+ people who are not out. that is it. that is the purpose of “allies,” outside of…
Headphones
Thank whoever first invented headphones because otherwise I would have already been incarcerated for life. There is a woman who, even though I can’t hear her, is making my skin crawl. She is working that gum like a cow chewing cud and I want to cry. Her mouth never shuts and I can hear the…
Indirectly Holding Hands
She had her hands wrapped around the subway pole like a cup of coffee, her fingers interlaced on the far side. Her nails were long and had a nude colored paint on then except for her two ring fingers which had stripes on them. My paler, red-nailed hand was below hers and as she talked…
Little Gentian 