Adventure Time: Empress Seraphina

In June 2018, about seven months ago, I adopted a cat from a young woman who had to move apartments and could not take her cat with her. Brazilian Helicopter Pilot (BHP) and I immediately fell in love with her and took her home. It was a rocky week trying to get her to adjust….

Adventure Time: Gowanus

THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE MIGHTY RECEPTOR TO BE EQUIPPED WITH HER WEAPON!!! So, long, long ago, when Brazilian Helicopter Pilot* and I first started going steady, he took me to a Brooklyn archery range for a date. Since he already taken the class to qualify to shoot on his own, he had a…

Adventure Time: Brand New Year and MoSex

Alright, so I sort of hinted that I am on a New Year = NEW ME sort of kick, like everyone else. The difference is I have been reading waaaaaaay too much depressing shit + self-help stuff. Let’s rewind back to the beginning of December (which you all know nothing about because I fell off the…

Adventure Time CNY

Yuuuuup! It was back to Central New York again this past weekend! This time it was not for hotshop fun times, graduations, or camping, it was for my cousin’s bridal shower! I even left behind Brazilian Helicopter Pilot so that I could help my mom handle everything. I got in late Thursday night and had a…

Adventure Time Coney Island

The first time I ever went to Coney Island, NY was my first full summer in NYC. I was recently single and raring to live my life. I strapped on my bikini and took the N train from Astoria Blvd (2nd to last stop) to Coney Island (the last stop on the train). As the…

Adventure Time in Relationships

So, not to jinx it or anything, but my one year anniversary with Brazilian Helicopter Pilot is coming up in just over a month. Seeing as how when we started dating I was so commitment-phobic that I had trouble assenting to go to lunch as friends at the beginning of our relationship, I am quite…

Adventure Time Upstate NY Style

Let’s finish off the awesome adventure that was my vacation to the great state of New York! From Tuesday to Friday, Brazilian Helicopter Pilot and I lounged on a glorious Lake Ontario beach and tanned ourselves. I don’t’ really know if there was more to it than that, lemme check my memory banks…. Well, there…

Adventure Time CNY Style

I know all you intrepid New York, New Yorkers are squinting at that acronym trying to decipher it so let me give you a hand. It is Central New York and no that does not mean Midtown. I am talking about Central New York State. No it is not “Upstate New York” unless you insert…

This Week Ten Years Ago – Final Edition

The Week of 6/25/2006 Witty one liner: You rock! I rule Quote of the week: Cut out Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): None Planner’s final word of advice? Carpe diem – seize the day! Apparently sixteen year old Michelle wanted to go out with a bang and decided to let anyone who opened her…

Adventure Time in Williamsburg Part 2

Alright, for all of those who skipped yesterday’s post I am talking about Williamsburg VIRGINIA not Brooklyn. If you are disappointed, I am sorry, I promise I will eventually get around to talking about an adventure or two in the Brooklyn area, but for now – Williamsburg, VA. So when I last left you, Brazilian…

This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 6/18/2006 Witty one liner: We’d make a cute couple, if only you were cute Quote of the week: Cut out Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): There is about 1/4 pound of salt in each gallon of seawater The witty one liner also reminds me of a funny picture my mother sent…

Christening The Boyfriend

Hi All! A quick little note here. I told The Boyfriend that I wanted to have a cool, fun nickname for him to use on the blog and he agreed to help me come up with one. I had a few suggestions, they mostly revolved around goats, an ongoing joke in our relationship, but as…