The Week of 3/26/2006 Witty one liner: Um?! You need to set sail on the reality boat now Quote of the week: “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” – Robert Frost. Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Koalas are the only other animals besides humans and…
Category: Reality Check
The stories of what are happening in my life.
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 3/19/2006 Witty one liner: I tried to sniff coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. Quote of the week: “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): When Canada’s new 1987 one-dollar coin design went missing, the Mint…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 3/12/2006 Witty one liner: On the other hand…you have different fingers. Quote of the week: “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Earnest Hemingway Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Is it bedtime yet? A day on Venus is equal…
Saeb is back!
Hello Everyone! Our very trusty and smart Saeb is back to answer any and all questions you might have! He was very insistent on wearing my glasses and headphones to show people what I look like at work. You can ask him questions on any of the below: Twitter: mimiscorpion Tumblr: deviousscorpionangel.tumblr.com Instagram: michelle.austin29 E-mail:…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 3/5/2006 Witty one liner: Why is it when you talk to God you’re a saint, but when you hear God talking to you you’re crazy? Quote of the week: None written down Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An elephant will extract its own infected tooth using tree branches and sharp rocks…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/26/2006 Witty one liner: Finding a good man is like trying to nail jello to a wall. Quote of the week: None written down Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is a tiny sonic boom. Planner quote: “In order…
Your Lord and Savior, Saeb, has Returned!
No more need to worship false idols! Your time quivering in the dark and wondering if that bright moment a few weeks ago was the only time you would see him is over! FOR HE HAS RETURNED!!!! And he has Deadpool on his side. Saeb is ready! He will answer any question you shoot his…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/19/2006 Witty one liner: Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The largest recorded snowflake, 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick, fell in Montana…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/12/2006 Witty one liner: I used to have schizophrenia, but we’re okay now Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): It’s supposedly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open I can understand why I thought that one liner was funny when I was in…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/5/2006 Witty one liner: I was just sitting there, walking. Quote of the week: “Nature always wears the colors of the spirit.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): “Sneaker” was first used to describe a rubber-soled tennis shoe in 1873 Planner quote: “The strength of the team is…
The Doctor is In
Hey Y’all, This week we have the esteemed Dr. Rafael sitting in to take questions. You all seem to prefer to talk to him (I haven’t forgotten you Peppy, just still ruminating). I cannot promise Saeb will stay quiet *covers his mouth with a hand* but let the questions begin!!!! ALSO GO RED FOR WOMEN!!!! Twitter:…
This Week Ten Years Ago-ish
The Week of 1/15/2006 Witty one liner: One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Quote of the week: “…envy is ignorance…imitation is suicide…” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president…
Little Gentian 