Hey Lovely Readers, I am back home in Syracuse, enjoying a cup of coffee with my mom and having a wonderful conversation. Just made me think of all you wonderful people and the great time we’re going to have today. So, let’s talk! Get your coffee, or tea, or water, or whatever your beverage of…
Author: littlegentian
I suck at "about me" summaries. I have an MFA in Creative Writing and I love to write. I used to sling coffee for a living, but now I am an administrative assistant. I am the friend who wanders around the world with little to no filters and blurts out every funny story idea that comes to me, but if I don't write them down immediately I forget. I can make almost anything sexual. I love reading Scorpio stereotypes.
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Dear Publisher
Dear Publisher, I do not care how little you think of my title or how much you believe that it will not inspire the masses to purchase my stimulating autobiography. Michelle L. Austin Born to Use MLA Is an instant hit and classic. I will crunch the numbers and get back to you, but I…
Seventies Porn Style
“Please remove your clothes, then lay down on the table and cover yourself with the sheet,” the nurse instructed before slipping out the door. Farley slide out of her jeans and panties in one swoop and folded them up, placing them on the chair. She pulled her t-shirt off, folded it and set it on top…
Half-Crazed Writer Seeking NPFS
Hey Y’all, Tuesdays are going to be quiet for a bit while I continue to pursue the elusive Nefarious Plot. With Back Venom nearing the end of the planning stages and the Achilles Project needing updates, I figure having one day off a week could be a good thing for me. This slot will not…
Impossible Futures with Strangers
All I can see is that he has his glasses pushed up onto his forehead, resting on his brow so he can read something on his phone and it makes me inexplicably happy. He is starting to bald at the crown of his head and he is wearing a three piece suit. It makes me…
#24 Property Destruction – “Oops” Factor Revisited
Let’s go back to one of our previous reasons for why normals should not date superhero(in)es. [In no particular order, except for number one because that’s my #1] Note: This piece will be written using gender neutral pronouns (ze instead of he/she and hir instead of she/he and him/her) in order to make this non-heteronormative. …
Let’s Chat
Hey Y’all, It is FRIDAY! For all of you, which includes me, who work the “typical” American work week – TFGIF! This week was a hell of a lot better than last week, but I still ran myself ragged and I need to be better about going to bed at a reasonable time. The good…
Hey Straight Boys
Hey Straight Boys, Quick! Find something big and strong to anchor your masculinity to because I just bought my first strap-on and it is time to plough some booty. Aw yiiiisssss. -A girl with more inches than you
Wordsmith
The Original Prompt was: So, prompt. That awkward moment at a cafe where there is one seat left at any of the tables and you need it, but, naturally, there will be a stranger sitting across from you. And go. Bonus points is said other person is attractive. Farley had wanted to work on…
Post Delayed
Hey Y’all! I am sorry to report that today’s post has been delayed to a later date due to unfortunate, but not unsurprising, nefarious plot issues. Namely. I am having trouble making up a sufficiently believable nefarious plot. BUT DO NOT WORRY! I have my minions helping me! All the love, Michelle
#25 – Promiscuity/Alien STDS
Hey Y’all! Sorry that I didn’t get this out yesterday, I needed the weekend to get my head back on straight and pump myself up! This is going to be an awesome week : ) So without further ado, reason 25 for why normals should not date supers. [In no particular order, except for number…
Spider Legs and Nail Polish
Her mascaraed eyelashes looked like spider legs sprouting from her eyelids. There was a sore on the right crest of the glossy bow of her mouth. Her fingernails had chipped purple nail polish on them.
Little Gentian 