Here we go! 2/100! Do be aware that I spoil things so if you have any plans of reading this book YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Not so much in this book, but usually…. Title: Bluets Author: Maggie Nelson This is the third time I have read this book and each time I read it, I discover something…
Author: littlegentian
I suck at "about me" summaries. I have an MFA in Creative Writing and I love to write. I used to sling coffee for a living, but now I am an administrative assistant. I am the friend who wanders around the world with little to no filters and blurts out every funny story idea that comes to me, but if I don't write them down immediately I forget. I can make almost anything sexual. I love reading Scorpio stereotypes.
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Saeb is Taking Questions!!!
Okay Everyone! You all do not seem to want to talk to me so I am bringing in the big guns!!!! He is very excited to receive your questions, comments and inquiries. He will be here only for today. If you have a writing prompt he will definitely try to get it written for you…
Hey CNY
Hey CNY, You have ruined me for natural disasters and inclement weather. In 2012, my first Fall in NYC, when Super Storm Sandy was being broadcast everywhere, I scoffed. Hurricanes! Just a little rain and wind this far north! Turned out I was in at the edge of Zone 2 and the school evacuated our…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 1/22/2006 Witty one liner: There is no I in TEAM but there’s a ME!! Quote of the week: “Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Approximately 75 acres of pizza are consumed in the United States every…
Too Cool, But Not Really
He walks on the train, goes straight to the door to the next car, grabs the bar over my head and plants one foot on the door, leaning back on the door in a smooth, practiced move. He has black shiny dress shoes, black pants, and a knee length brown coat. He looks super badass…
Talk to me!
Hey All! It has been a week and a half here at work! I am ready to bash my head in against the wall with all the stuff that I have to get done, which means ALL THE MORE REASON TO COME TALK TO ME!!! Pleaaaaaaase help me keep my sanity!!!!! Questions! Answers! Requests! Funny…
Yo! Two glasses of wine!
Yo! Two glasses of wine! I know I am not a karaoke star and that this is not a movie. Stop trying to convince me that the music piping in through my Beats is surround sound to my own personal music video. I will not dance around this subway car to Taylor Swift! I know…
These Past Four Weeks Ten Years Ago
It was a rough holiday season, but I am back with letting you know what 16 year old Michelle was like! The Week of 12/18/2005 Witty one liner: I smell bacon! I smell pork! Run little piggy I have a fork!! Something I wrote under that: relax, enjoy, joy Quote of the week: The squirrels…
Welcome to Earth! No One Cares.
There is a man yelling in the middle of the train. I believe he is speaking Spanish, but I have my headphones on and only know that I don’t recognize the words he is spouting during the lulls between songs. He has been going strong since we left the 145 street station and we are…
Bitch Planet
Well, it is a new year and I guess it is time to be filled with sweet purpose again! I have read one book so far, only 99 more to go! Do be aware that I spoil things so if you have any plans of reading this book YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Title: Bitch Planet, Book…
Dear Butt
Dear Butt, I know you think you’re adorable and the center of the universe, but you’re not and you need to stop expanding and making my pants too tight. Also, just because I buy you cute underwear does not mean you are my favorite body part, so stop telling everyone that. My knees are getting…
Little Gentian 