Dear Disorganized Procrastinators, You stress me out. Knock it off. Sincerely, An Uptight, OCD Planner
Tag: observations
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/19/2006 Witty one liner: Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The largest recorded snowflake, 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick, fell in Montana…
Pretty Deadly
Here we go! 4/100! Do be aware that I spoil things so if you have any plans of reading this book YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Title: Pretty Deadly Vol. 1 Author: Kelly Sue Decinnick, Emma Rios, Jordie Bellaire and Clayton Cowles I return to my comic book journey with the first volume of Pretty Deadly. I have to say…
Flamingo Sneakers
She has flamingos on her flat sneakers and rhinestones on her black fishnets. Her eyelashes are fake and pitch black, a sharp contrast to her milky white skin and curly, tousled auburn brown hair. She has a headband with a big pink bow on it and her lipstick is a deep wine red. Her outfit has…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/12/2006 Witty one liner: I used to have schizophrenia, but we’re okay now Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): It’s supposedly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open I can understand why I thought that one liner was funny when I was in…
Black and Leather
Black leather briefcase, black leather ankle high dress shoes, and white, black, and navy blue argyle/plaid socks. His pants are black and nicely pressed, his black overcoat has its collar popped and he holds his coffee in his right hand, resting it on his briefcase, his left holding his newspaper. He is listening to something…
#ExBaristaProblems
Dear World, This is not a post where I bemoan people’s inability to foam my milk properly or how I miss access to free coffee. This is not that post. Coffee shops are warm in the winter and (sometimes) cool in the summer. They are busy and you don’t have to get past a host…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 2/5/2006 Witty one liner: I was just sitting there, walking. Quote of the week: “Nature always wears the colors of the spirit.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): “Sneaker” was first used to describe a rubber-soled tennis shoe in 1873 Planner quote: “The strength of the team is…
The Small Details
She is wearing brown leather clogs with knee high socks that have thick green bands alternated with tion bright green stripes. She is sewing the frayed inside edge of her burnt orange backpack back together as the train shakes and rocks its way downtown. Her hands are thin and worn, veins and nerves creating a…
This Week Ten Years Ago-ish
The Week of 1/15/2006 Witty one liner: One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Quote of the week: “…envy is ignorance…imitation is suicide…” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president…
One Arm In
She has one arm in her coat. Thick, wavy brown hair pulled back into a low ponytail. Aviator shades on, one strand of hair curling down and around one arm of the glasses. Her shirt is white with flowers and doughnuts on it. She has a lighter weight button down on over that. A chunky…
I’d love to Talk
Hey All, I would love to talk : ) send me questions or writing prompts! It will help distract me from how much I hate people who chew in my ear, put their gross, used tissues everywhere (I am NOT talking about you mom, more like people on buses), people who take up more space…