The Week of 6/11/2006 Witty one liner: Why be normal when you can be yourself? Quote of the week: Cut out Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An octopus has three hearts I think the witty one liner for this week has been my guiding principle in life. There have been many many times where…
Category: Reality Check
The stories of what are happening in my life.
Adventure Time NYC
Let’s talk about the weird shit that you can find and do in New York. Note that I didn’t say ONLY in New York, there is plenty of fun, weird stuff to do everywhere, you just have to find it. Yesterday I had dinner with my friend Comic Guru who is a writer, artist, web…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 6/4/2006 Witty one liner: Your cellphone makes you twice as annoying Quote of the week: None Planner Quote: “Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Planner Quote 2.0: “Only with absolute fearlessness can we slay the…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 5/28/2006 Witty one liner: I smile because I have no idea what’s going on Quote of the week: None Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Starfish have multiple eyes, one at the end of each leg. This witty one liner is another one of my life philosophies. I smile and smile…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 5/21/2006 Witty one liner: Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most Quote of the week: [No quote] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The latest record for jamming people into a Volkswagon Beetle? Twenty-five Austrians set it in 2000. Brain Teaser (courtesy of the planner): “Therein lies…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 5/14/2006 Witty one liner: I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours. Quote of the week: “Don’t worry, if that question comes [up], I’ll just confuse them.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery…
This Week Ten Years Ago + 1 Week
The Week of 5/7/2006 Witty one liner: Be nice to your kids…they’ll choose your nursing home. Quote of the week: “Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye Planner Quote: “A little nonsense now & then is relished by the wisest man.” – Roald…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 4/30/2006 Witty one liner: Nobody is perfect, I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect. Quote of the week: “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Ghandi Planner Quote: “Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won’t take…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 4/23/2006 Witty one liner: I’m not completely useless, I can be used for bad examples. Quote of the week: “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.” – Anonymous Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Ninety percent of all species…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 4/16/2006 Witty one liner: My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn’t take me far enough into the woods. Quote of the week: “Never squat with your spurs on.” – Anonymous Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 4/9/2006 Witty one liner: “Veni, vidi, velcro” – I came, I saw, I stuck around Quote of the week: “He who hesitates is a damn fool.” – Mae West Planner Quote: “Three rules of work: Out of clutter find simplicity; from discord find harmony; in the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.” – Albert Einstein Offbeat…
This Week Ten Years Ago
The Week of 4/2/2006 Witty one liner: Silence is golden….but screaming is fun! Quote of the week: [cut out] Planner Quote: “What is now proved was once imagined” – William Blake Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): A fly flies slower when the sun is behind the clouds than when it’s sunny Happy belated…
Little Gentian 