Hey NJ Beach!
You suck! You are mean and horrible and destroy people’s hopes and dreams and make small children cry! I am supposed to be able to run and play and frolic on the sand without worry and you killed it!!!! SCREW YOU!
Dear Disillusioned Beach-Goer,
- It is not my fault you were stupid enough to run around barefoot on scorching hot sand.
- You should have known better than to go to the beach while on antibiotics
- Fuck you, NJ kicks NYC ass
God Damn it Antibiotics,
For crying out loud the bottle says stay out of the sun it says nothing about not walking on hot sand! I barely walked 200 yards and I got fucking blisters on my big toes! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!
Unhappy Antibiotic User
You like being able to breathe out your nose and not feel like you are about to puke? Are you enjoying not feeling like your head is going to explode? I bet you are. SO QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING AND STAY THE FUCK HOME UNTIL I AM FULLY OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.