Sorry that I have been a little bit sporadic lately. I do have a funny Farley post on the brain, but I am having trouble figuring out how to present it. Do I want it to come from Anne or from Farley? It could be fun from either point of view, but I worry that I have been stepping too far from Farley and looking at her from other people’s perspective instead of giving her life through her eyes.
So that’s why Farley has been not forthcoming the past two weeks. I will try to pry her out this week.
The week of 9/18/2005
The witty one liner I chose, which is a bumper sticker: Honk if you love George W. Bush, then drive your car into the nearest tree.
The quote of the week: “I don’t need your gratitude. Money, please.” – Machika (Immortal Rain 5)
The Planner: There are as many chickens on this planet as humans.
Yup. I was a little bit opinionated in high school. Just a smidge. And also obsessed with Immortal Rain did they ever finish that manga? The Planner is a little vague – is the chicken to human ratio 1:1 or does it fluctuate? And if it fluctuates is it more on the human or chicken side? Is this still true?
The week of 9/25/2005
The witty one liner I chose: This day was a total waste of makeup!
The quote of the week: “STOP READING BOOKS WHILE YOU’RE COOKING! HOW MANY TIMES DO I — FIRE!!” – Kyo (Fruits Basket 9)
The Planner: Mel Blanc, the man who played the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
Well, I have to agree with the one liner. Now that I actually buy high quality foundation, I do have days where I wonder if the day was worth how much the makeup I wore that day cost. Those days are few and far between, but when I have them. Man, not pretty. Then there are the days where I have to triage my morning routine – what is more important? Makeup or lunch? Lunch usually wins.