Dear Bitchy Prudes,
It’s none of your damn business if my breasts “pop” out of my dress. I do not appreciate your concern and I do not need it. I know my limits and I very rarely exceed them. If my boobs do happen to “pop” out – too fucking bad. It’s not like no one has seen breasts before.
–Sexy girl in a low-cut dress
Little Gentian 
You tell em!
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Did this actually happen? I thought that was the purpose of low cut dresses, to make you pop. More power to you. x
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Yeah, this did actually happen. I do a fundraiser every year in CNY for Go Red for Women and I was wearing a particularly low-cut red dress and these two women were making snarky comments about how they hoped I wasn’t going to pop out of my dress. Well, those ladies were snarking next to the wrong woman – my mom. She took one look at them and said, “Well, then I guess it’s a good thing she’s surrounded by friends.” They shut up real fast. 😀 Go Mommy!
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Go Mommy, too. It’s good to answer people in a way that shuts them down. I should also note that these same women probably ogled celebrities on the red carpet at Cannes. It’s called a Double Standard. It’s important to stand out for events like these and I’m glad you showed them how. Have a great weekend.
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If your breasts DON”T pop out when you raise your arms, the shirt is too long. Get the scissors out.
The more midriff you show, the better, so wear those low rise shorts also.
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