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I found this in one of my notebooks and it gave me a laugh:

Second year creative writing MFA student seeking: male, orphan, massage therapist who plays hockey. Must be no older than thirty-two. Would prefer some post-high school education (Bachelor’s degree or better). Submissives need not apply. Must appreciate quirky sense of humor and strong feminist sentiments. Do not respond if you do not fulfill requirements. Feel free to ask Appropriate questions.

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