Dearest Most Important Inspiration,
Why do you always come to me right when I am about to fall asleep or in the middle of the night on my way back from the bathroom? You must know that I will not remember you in the morning and that I don’t want to write you down because then I have to wake up enough to find my pencil and notebook which means I will be up the rest of the night planning and plotting. Damn it, Inspiration, sleep is important! Could you please hit when I am fully awake for once?
One of the Many Slaves to Artistic Endeavors (OMSEA)