This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 5/28/2006 Witty one liner: I smile because I have no idea what’s going on Quote of the week: None Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): Starfish have multiple eyes, one at the end of each leg.   This witty one liner is another one of my life philosophies. I smile and smile…

This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 3/5/2006 Witty one liner: Why is it when you talk to God you’re a saint, but when you hear God talking to you you’re crazy? Quote of the week: None written down Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): An elephant will extract its own infected tooth using tree branches and sharp rocks…

This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 2/26/2006 Witty one liner: Finding a good man is like trying to nail jello to a wall. Quote of the week: None written down Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is a tiny sonic boom. Planner quote: “In order…

This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 2/12/2006 Witty one liner: I used to have schizophrenia, but we’re okay now Quote of the week: [It was cut out] Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): It’s supposedly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open   I can understand why I thought that one liner was funny when I was in…

This Week Ten Years Ago

The Week of 2/5/2006 Witty one liner: I was just sitting there, walking. Quote of the week: “Nature always wears the colors of the spirit.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson Offbeat oddity (courtesy of the planner): “Sneaker” was first used to describe a rubber-soled tennis shoe in 1873 Planner quote: “The strength of the team is…