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Also on a terribly delightful note:
Customer: *sets down cup of trail mix that has craisins, raisins, nuts, etc in it*
Me: Will that be all?
Customer: Yes
Me: That’ll be 4.00
Customer: *starts fishing around in his wallet*
Me: *brightly* You know who also has really good nuts?
*everyone freezes – customer, and both coworkers*
Me: *slowly dawns on me what I just said, blushes and hangs head* Damn it.
(I was going to tell him that Trader Joes has an AWESOME trail mix and nut selection)
Little Gentian 
LOL!
Gutter interpretation ruins everything well meaning XD. Trader Joe’s nuts really are the best though (I swear I’m talking about almonds >_>).
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The almonds are AMAZING, I just need to be careful when I talk to people at the register. I have gotten a little better at catching myself before I say disastrous things, but not always.
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