Bitch Planet

Well, it is a new year and I guess it is time to be filled with sweet purpose again! I have read one book so far, only 99 more to go! Do be aware that I spoil things so if you have any plans of reading this book YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Title: Bitch Planet, Book…

Dear Fellow Feminists and Everyone Else

Dear Fellow Feminists and Everyone Else, Happy International Men’s Day. I am saying that un-ironically and hope that you can, too. There are a lot of people out there denigrating this day because “isn’t every day men’s day” and “this is like having a white history month.” Yes, if International Men’s Day applied to only…

Desperate Serial Killer Seeking Significant Other

Time Stamp: Pre-Matt Short, cute, slightly crazy woman seeking partner. Do you enjoy being simultaneously terrified and aroused out of your mind? Does awkwardness turn you on? Have you ever wanted to date a girl who is more obsessed with your penis than you are? Then we have got the person for you! Her name…

Hey Naked Ladies in the Locker Room

Hey Naked Ladies in the Locker Room, You terrify me. You terrify me because you are SO comfortable with your bodies. You strip out of your clothes without a thought, without a care and you bare your body without shame. You don’t care what I, or anyone else, might think. Any judgments that might be…

Dear Sexist Asshole

Dear Sexist Assholes: Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with your motherfucking opinions all up in my motherfucking vag. Everybody strap in! (gets up on stage) I’m about to open some fuckin’ minds. Always my own, A woman on the edge

“I am Not Your Fucking Baby”

The above quote is from a friend of mine, it was her answer to the question, “What do you want to say to street harassers?” My response was “Go fuck yourself because no one else will.” Another woman said, “Don’t tell me to smile” with a middle finger raised. “Has cat-calling ever worked?” was a…

Fight for the Night

Why must we as women not trust our bodies? From a young age we are told we will never run as fast, be as strong, or as tough as males. We are weak and soft. What they are really saying is that when we are as fast, as strong, and as tough we scare them…