Bonus: Michelle’s Love Affair with “fuck”

I went in and checked my tags. I have used fuck, or some version of fuck, in a tag 141 times. Enjoy.

Actually don’t fuck politicians because they like that too much
Also fuck periods
And fuck you clothing manufacturers
apparently I use fuck way too much in my tags
awww fuck it
big fucking deal
blisters on my fucking toes
But he was also a total fucking manipulative twat
but seriously shoot me in the fucking face
but wear a condom when you fuck humanity
BUY A FUCKING PLANNER
color me fucking stunned as shit
Do not think that I have forgotten that her wedding is on my birthday I FUCKING HAVEN’T
do the world a favor and fuck off
don’t fuck up your kids
fuck
FUCK ALL YOU BASTARDS WHO DO THAT
fuck being nice today
fuck buses
fuck cab companies
fuck canvas shoes
fuck Civil War
fuck Claire’s making you sit in the god damn window while your ears are pierced
fuck everyone
fuck everyone else but you because you are fucking awesome
fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck greyhound
FUCK HUMANITY
fuck I am not sleeping tonight
fuck I hate cleaning out my bellybutton
Fuck it
Fuck life so hard core
fuck middle school HARD CORE
Fuck Monday mornings
Fuck mosh pits
fuck normality
Fuck off my niche
Fuck pms
fuck politicians
Fuck right off
FUCK ROGERS HE CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!
fuck sand
fuck society being dicks to people with mental health issues
fuck sports
fuck talking to people in the morning
fuck that I’m pissed
fuck the Flash
fuck the path less traveled
Fuck the tags are going to be longer than the piece again
fuck the wooooorld
Fuck things not being open on Sundays
fuck this is an old anime
FUCK THIS SHIT
fuck trump
Fuck with great power comes great responsibility
FUCK YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA
FUCK YOU CASUALLY WHILE I SCRATCH MY NOSE
Fuck you E.L. James
fuck you for having awesome pockets
Fuck you inspiration
FUCK YOU MUSES
Fuck you Past Michelle
fuck your sensibilities
fuck your sports analogies
fuckers need to do yoga or something
fucking
fucking bigfoot
fucking hate it when people chew in my ear
fucking media
FUCKING STEVE MAN
GIVE ME THE FUCKING POWERS CAN’T YOU SEE I WOULD DO SO MUCH BETTER!?!?!?
GOD I FUCKING HATE STEVE ROGERS
got a problem with it? fucking fight me!
HEY FUCKNUT REALITY IS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME SAY HELLO
HOLY FUCK
I am feeling sort of THERE YOU GO FUCKERS I UPDATED
I AM SO FUCKING COOL
I fuck who I want to fuck and if that bothers you I don’t fucking care
I fucking hate Huey
I fucking hate it when people eat strong smelling foods on the subway
I fucking love Hades
I fucking read this week
I hate having fucked up Eustachian tubes
I like teenage boy characters who are not complete dumbfucks
I regret I didn’t tell him to fuck right off and not to say those things
I think I just need to post this fucking thing before I freak out even more
I think the best/worst part about these posts are I write them on my phone so I have to go over them with a fine tooth comb for all the FUCKING AUTOCORRECT
I was seriously ready to just say fuck it and go back to bed
I’m not fucking hangry
it is way to fucking early for this shit
It was a rough October and then the election fucked me to hell and back
just fucking stop
Just fucking tell Iris god damn it
just slow the fuck down
just wanted to give him a fucking hug
LACE UP YOUR FUCKING BOOTS DUDE
Let’s fucking communicate!
MCU fucked up Clint Barton and it hurts my soul to this day
MCU is fucking with my brain
mediocre life sounds pretty fucking good to me
Monday needs to fucking end
my sexuality is none of your fucking business
Natasha kicks so much fucking ass
No don’t fuck you
no fucks given
NYC don’t give a fuck
oh god I fucking HATE YOU
pale motherfuckers
Past Michelle does not give a fuck about present Michelle
PEGGY CARTER WOULD NOT HAVE WANTED YOU TO FUCK OVER THE WORLD STEVE YOU SUCK GROSS SWEATY ASS
Pink says it best “You are fucking perfect to me”
plug the fuck in
Right right right MY FAULT SO FUCKING SORRY
Seriously fuck reimbursements
Seriously there are a lot of fucks in here
SERIOUSLY USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS STEVE
so fucking weird to be back
Some days I wish I wasn’t so fucking PC then I remember all the people I help by giving a fuck about my language
Stop being so fucking rude
subway trains don’t give a fuck about your cool self
tee hee fuck fuck fuck
The rule is IF YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO THEM IN NORMAL LIFE DON’T FUCKING TALK TO THEM WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR SUPER SECRET SPANDEX SUIT
then I figured out it was my fucking sinuses hoarding mucus like a reality TV show contestant
there can be such a thing as too much vacation but it’s more like too much fucking traveling
They are fucking sadists
tip you fuckers
TLDR I AM CRYING OVER A MEME OF JOE BIDEN GETTING HIS MEDAL BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING PERIOD
transgender people do not want to fuck you just because they look at you
Tropic Thunder is kind of a WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
UNTIL TOMORROW MOTHERFUCKERS!
we would totally fuck over our own salvation
what the actual fuck
Where the fuck did all that confidence go?
white people need to shut the fuck up
Who the fuck spells Tobey with an “e” anyways it’s fucking redundant
you are late? fuck off
YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING HAMMER
You don’t know where humanity has been (and that is not sexist because there are internal and external condoms and I never specified which SO FUCK YOU TOO)
You talk to me or you are our the fucking door

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