I found my high school planner from junior year and I cannot believe that I kept it, but also the stuff I put in it. I decided that I wanted more than just the “offbeat oddity” that the planner manufacturers gave me, I wanted THE BEST PLANNER EVER.

Here is this week:

-NO OFFICER THERE IS NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM

-“Decidedly rattled? I do love the way you put things. That is such an understatement. If I stub my toe, you lose your mind.” – Savannah (Dark Melody)

-offbeat oddity: They have square watermelons in Japan. They’re grown in boxes to make them stack better.

2005 was a good year