Swimming In NYC

The waters in NYC are treacherous


My Dearest Jane,

I know you are no longer in the dating game, but I am, and I feel the need to commit to paper the things I have learned. As you know, it has been two years since my last emotional entanglement, and as a result I have been rather incautious. Although I ignored the shallow water signs, at least I went in feet first instead of diving right in. Feel free to pass along my swimming tips, and add your own thoughts

Rules for Swimming in the NYC Dating Pool

  • All swimmers get three strikes. Depending on your personality and the severity of your swim partner’s infraction, some actions may garner more than one strike.
  • Always meet in a public place.
  • Always tell someone where you are meeting, at what time, and with whom, and also check in periodically.
  • Be either early or on time, early is preferred.

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