Dear Customer

Dear Customer –                     You’re a dick.        Sincerely,                 Your barista

Happy Trails (and not the fun kind)

I have problems with buses. Lots of problems. They probably started in elementary school when I had to take the school bus and Anthony wouldn’t let me sit next to my best friend. These issues were exacerbated by overhearing someone have phone sex on a school bus years later, which were compounded by a few…